


Your Llama Award Consideration

by Bob McDob



Category: Quake
Genre: Humor
Language: English
Status: In-Progress
Published: 2001-04-24
Updated: 2001-04-24
Packaged: 2013-05-02 09:51:01
Rating: K
Chapters: 1
Words: 246
Publisher: www.fanfiction.net
Story URL: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/265151/1/
Author URL: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/45410/Bob-McDob
Summary: A typed version of a 3d animated Quake short done by Inhabitant. I will say it once more: I DID NOT MAKE THE MOVIE. I only wrote the script for it, seen here. It's kinda stupid, but I liked it. :) Enjoy.





	Your Llama Award Consideration

As I said, this isn't my fanfic. It is, instead, a script of one of the dumbest thing ever made. I love it. ^_^   
  
Note: I didn't exactly ask Inhabitant's permission to write this...then again, I don't think he'd care. :) Please don't sue me, I'm broke.  
  
Note: There are no llamas in this story.  
  
Note: READ IT ALREADY!!! THERE'S ONLY FIVE LINES!!! WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?!? Eh heh...sorry.   
  
  
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4 YOUR LLAMA AWARD CONSIDERATION  
  
  
  
  
Quakeguy1: Come on AJ, let's go kill that ogre that killed mommy and daddy!  
  
Quakeguy2: Yeah! I wanna kill 'im! Because he did that...really, really, really bad, bad...thing, you know!  
  
-=WORST PLOT=-  
  
-=WORST ACTING=-  
  
-=WORST ACTOR=-  
  
[The two Quakeguys run ten feet and jump into a pit facing the ogre]  
  
Quakeguy1: Now we kill you.  
  
Quakeguy2: Yeah, we're gonna beat you up so bad your grilled chese sandwich is gonna feel it, man, and your dog, too!  
  
-=WORST LINE=-  
  
[The two pull out axes and kill the ogre]  
  
-=WORST MOVIE=-  
  
CREATED BY: INHABITANT  
  
HONORARY LLAMA???  
  
Quakeguy1: Now how the hell do we get out of here?  
  
  
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Okay, so I lied. :) I meant five lines of dialogue, though. So THERE! :)  
  
  
If you really enjoyed this (for some bizarre reason ^_-), it can be found, along with other assorted Stuff, at www.planetquake.com/cineplex. Please note that to view it, you will need the original Quake (then again,who doesn't?) 


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